Have you ever have a day that looks more & more like an episode of Animaniacs than it ever could resemble a shred of a normal human existence? This has been today for me.
First I take a shower and open beauty products that went to California with us last week (elevation 35ft) and they exploded in the bathroom (elevation 5550ft).. Then I take the dog for a wander an the wonder-dog crashed into me; at a dead run from behind on my bad knee no less... knocking me FLAT on my back in the dirt (thankfully no one saw so a bruised ego is not among my injuries). I've spent most of the day with my knee elevated, applying ice. I decided that I would hard-boil some eggs for Mr. Wonderfuls lunch and (I'm trying a new way I saw on the Internet)- through the course of this little adventure I manage to EXPLODE an egg IN the microwave... Even better, my back was to the microwave so I screamed like the total chicken that I am.
Where is my wine?
Could today just be over please???
I'd like a mulligan!
Still wondering where my wine is...
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